POEHLER-"A 37-year old woman who is seven months pregnant by a 15-year old boy said this week that she preferred older men, but the teenager aggresively wooed her. Hey, who wouldn't succumb to that? Am i right, Tina?
FEY-"You know it. 15-year old boys are so charming with their oily skin and their unflossed teeth..."
POEHLER-"Their hairless bodies reeking of day-old sweat and Doritos..."
FEY-"Their aggressive, saliva-filled french kisses..."
POEHLER-"Their dirty fingers and their chapped lips..."
FEY-"And of course, their sexy, sexy skid-marked underpants..."
POEHLER-"Irresistable, absolutely irresistable, i get it."
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