Wednesday, March 15, 2006

so weird



what the...? i just found out that ben harper and laura dern are married and have a small child. i would've never put those two together, but now that i think about it-it's kind of cool. i guess.

wrestlemania 2006




the hollaback girl vs. deborah harry. very scary. who's your pick?

Monday, March 13, 2006

we love tv preachers

this made me laugh out loud.

link: farting preacher

Sunday, March 12, 2006

your xxx movie name

ryan and i were having a conversation with james and anna walsh a few weeks ago and discovered an appropriate way to figure out your xxx-adult movie name. your first name is the name of your first pet and your last name is the name of the first street you ever lived on. ryan's is "henry rhett". very sexy. very usable. i can't give mine...too inappropriate. what's yours?

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

wrestlemania 2006





ROUND TWO...owen wilson vs. lance armstrong. what do they have in common? they've both dated sheryl crow and they're both from texas. who's your pick?

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

wrestlemania 2006




ROUND ONE...dr. phil vs. dr. dobson. who's your pick?

spongeback mountain

james dobson would enjoy this parody...

link: spongeback mountain

Saturday, March 04, 2006

THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS...


FROG LEGS!

alright, this is the deal. i give you culinary geniuses the secret ingredient and we'll see who comes up with the best recipe. this is only the beginning...




Thursday, March 02, 2006

hey sweet thing





in honor of lent, i'm having a best sweet thing day on this blog. and i just wanted to put this big pint of chunky monkey on my blog. these are my favorites in no particular order. PS...newman o's are significantly better than oreos. what is your fave sweet thing?

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

jimmy fallon/parker posey dance for pepsi



these people are funny. link: pepsi commercial.

pimpalicious


i was reading a blog today and came across this doozy. i just have to share it with my special friends.

link: find your pimp name

take me out to the ballgame


major (boring) league baseball starts today with the rockies playing at the white sox. brrr. i guess it's only spring training so they're probably in florida. thank god. as boring as MLB baseball is-baseball is one of the first signs of the coming of spring. farm league is enjoyable (with a cheap beer in a plastic cup involved), but college baseball is where it's at. it's not as jam-packed as a football game and it's a bit more relaxed. unless you're the psycho mother of one of the players. a blog on psycho sports-moms will come later don't you worry. just think about it...nachos and cheese w/jalapenos, peanuts in the shell, sunflower seeds that you can crack open with your teeth, bud light, coors light, miller lite, frozen lemonade, sunshine, friends, people watching, cheering. and then there's the game. i'm enjoying this day even though i mourn the loss of liquids that taste for 40 days. i love jesus and spring. go cubs!

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

the mighty cranberry






could cranberry juice actually help prevent cavities? this article seems to think so. cranberry dental goodness.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

silly bit of gossip...




i love my housemates. these people in the pictures don't live in our house, but ty and lisa samson are fun to chat with about mindless topics on occasion. like famous people and their lives. who cares? but it's fun. i've heard that lindsay lohan is hanging out with my new favorite alt-country guy, ryan adams. that is actually disturbing news to me. does he want more media attention? dating lindsay lohan is a cheap move, buddy. maybe she likes rockers? why doesn't she just date mick jagger. obviously she likes older men. anyways, i hope that this is just a rumour.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

what were they thinking?
















my friend, will samson www.willzhead.typepad.com, has started a "name that caption" series in his blog. quite funny! so, along those lines, i'm starting a "what were/are they thinking" series. this first one baffles me. billy bob and angelina. what were they thinking?

aaaahhhh!!!!

hey, if this guy came to your front door would you convert to mormonism?

Sunday, February 19, 2006

back home


well, ryan and i just finished a week-long trip to visit family and friends in texas. besides the fact that dallas is a concrete jungle, i love texas. the mexican food (and margaritas) flow like water to my soul. the bbq brisket is out of this world (and i do love my alabama pork-b-q). it was such good therapy to visit with friends-some i haven't seen since my wedding and some that i haven't seen since i was 17.

one of the highlights was when ryan and i took a detour through....CRAWFORD, TX! that there (up top) is picture of this god-forsaken town. i thought we'd at least see somebody political or cindy sheehan, the only human we saw was the girl in the souvenir shop. wow, just think about it-a souvenir shop in crawford, tx. let's just say that if you want a life-size cardboard cutout of the W, then this is your place.

actually, we enjoyed austin quite a bit. we walked up to a place called mt. bonnell. a "mt." in texas is only a few stairs up to an overlook, but i was determined to find lance. alas, even though we were looking over his luxurious ex-wife's neighborhood, we didn't see that sleezbag, i mean top-rate athlete.

try texas sometime. you'd never think it, but the state has so much going on. well, just don't go in the summer.

Monday, February 06, 2006

the bicycle god and middle-aged party girl split?



seriously, i was starting to like sheryl crow. should we be surprised? i'll bet that it was motherhood that scared her off...
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/9248867/crow_armstrong_announce_split?rnd=1139245738562&has-player=true&version=6.0.12.872